Sign ratings

Posted by Dan Whisenhunt August 19, 2013

Happy Monday. It’s time to see how our local placard producers are holding up.

Fine

Sign location: Java Monkey, unisex bathroom.
Purpose: Telling people not to be such vain little hair straighteners.
Grade: C
Comments: I’m generally not in favor of signs that might be lying to me.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ Purpose: Blowing my mind. Grade: A+++ Comments: Flying squid blimps. Genius.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ
Purpose: Blowing my mind.
Grade: A+++
Comments: Flying squid blimps. Genius.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ Purpose: Giving me nightmares. Grade: D. Comments: I'm intrigued, but at the same time I'm scared of what happens if I don't listen.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ
Purpose: Giving me nightmares.
Grade: D
Comments: I’m intrigued, but at the same time I’m scared of what happens if I don’t listen.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ Purpose: Giving me nightmares. Grade: D. Comments: I'm intrigued, but at the same time I'm scared of what happens if I don't listen. Sign location: Community Q BBQ Purpose: Reminding me that Roller Derby is still a thing. Grade: B+ Comments: Great art, cool sport, women on roller skates crashing into each other. It's like a more empowering version of NASCAR.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ
Purpose: Reminding me that Roller Derby is still a thing.
Grade: B+
Comments: Great art, cool sport, women on roller skates crashing into each other. It’s like a more empowering version of NASCAR.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ Purpose: WTF is this BS? Grade: D, as hard as I can type it. Comments: Seriously, you can't be out of pork. There's a pig on the sign. That's just wrong.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ
Purpose: WTF is this BS?
Grade: D, as hard as I can type it.
Comments: Seriously, you can’t be out of pork. There’s a pig on the sign. That’s just wrong.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ Purpose: Announcing victory. Grade: B+ Comments: The evil menace of cows and pigs is no more. The carnivores finally win one. FYI, there's "meat" 24-7 at McDonald's.

Sign location: Community Q BBQ
Purpose: Announcing victory.
Grade: B+
Comments: The evil menace of cows and pigs is no more. The carnivores finally win one. FYI, there’s “meat” 24-7 at McDonald’s.

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Dan Whisenhunt is editor and publisher of Decaturish.com. https://www.linkedin.com/in/danwhisenhunt

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