Sign ratings

Posted by Dan Whisenhunt August 26, 2013

You place them, I face them.

Sign location: Savage Pizza, Avondale Estates Sign purpose: Reminding me how old I am.  Grade: D Comments: The 90s were so great. No one cared about shit, and video games didn't get patched every five seconds.

Sign location: Savage Pizza, Avondale Estates
Sign purpose: Reminding me how old I am.
Grade: D
Comments: The 90s were so great. No one cared about shit, and video games didn’t get patched every five seconds.

Sign location: Pastries A Go Go, Decatur. Sign purpose: Charming me out of money. Grade: B+ Comments: I eat here three times a week. I want to stop, but when I go too long without Pastries I get all ... itchy.

Sign location: Pastries A Go Go, Decatur
Sign purpose: Charming me out of money.
Grade: B+
Comments: I eat here three times a week. I want to stop, but when I go too long without Pastries I get all … itchy.

Sign location: Dancing Goats, Decatur Sign purpose: Mind reading Grade: C+ Comments: This sign does not contain lyrics to Breezeblocks by Alt-J,  and therefore is incapable of reading my mind.

Sign location: Dancing Goats, Decatur
Sign purpose: Mind reading.
Grade: C+
Comments: This sign does not contain lyrics to Breezeblocks by Alt-J, and therefore is incapable of reading my mind.

Sign location: Fridge in Ala. Sign purpose: EEEEE!!!!! Grade: A Comments: EEEE!!! The Koala is so adorbs. Cutest. Pat down. Ever.

Sign location: Fridge in Ala.
Sign purpose: EEEEE!!!!!
Grade: A
Comments: EEEE!!! The Koala is so adorbs. Cutest. Pat down. Ever.

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Dan Whisenhunt is editor and publisher of Decaturish.com. https://www.linkedin.com/in/danwhisenhunt

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