So this apocalyptic nightmare of a movie where Ben Affleck plays Batman is still happening.

He’s teaming up with Henry Cavill from that godawful “Man of Steel” movie. The movie is called “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice” and it derps into theaters in summer 2016.

At this point, I’m assuming Warner Brothers is just burning down its best media properties for the insurance money.

Speaking of things that make me want to start arbitrary fires, have you ever noticed that Superman has more pop songs written about him? It’s ridiculous.

For example …

And Eminem recorded one.

This one makes me feel feels.

The Spin Doctors even wrote a song about Jimmy Olsen. Jimmy freakin’ Olsen.

What kind of respect does Batman get from the pop music world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfcunFijX_8

Oh, and let’s not forget (NSFW) …

Batman doesn’t inspire a whole lot of musical tributes. Of course, it could always be worse …